In my last article I hinted at a way to setup HHVM so you never need to require() a single
It boggles my mind having left engineering at Facebook only 2 months ago that the outside world still largely seems
So what it’s 2 am, the servers are burning, you’re bleeding money on the floor and all the senior engineers are out on the annual company trip to Lake Tahoe and you got stuck doing support instead?
Now is not the time to curl up in a ball and wish you had dropped out of college to raise goats with your hippie sister in Wyoming. Goats be damned! There’s code to be read.